Office Posters Our Bosses Would Love To See!

Time to smile & giggle! Here's my compiled list of office posters our bosses would love to see... Enjoy...

• The light at the end of the tunnel may be an incoming train…
• Born free taxed to death!
• Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film…
• Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking…
• The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it…
• If you tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe, he'll believe you… But if you tell him that a park bench has just been painted, he has to touch it to be sure…
• I had a friend once, then the rope broke and he got away…
• If you can't convince them, confuse them…
• Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings; they did it by killing all those who opposed them!
• If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos... then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation.
• Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done…
  Doing the job WRONG 14 times gives you job security!
• Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
• Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity
• A person who smiles in the face of adversity... probably has a scapegoat…
• Plagiarism saves time.
• Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
• We waste time, so you don't have to.
• Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away!
• INDECISION is the key to FLEXIBILITY.
• Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment.
• TEAMWORK... means never having to take all the blame yourself.